101 Things About Rob

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While reading another blogger's 101 things I was inspired to write down 101 things about myself so when I look back on this years from now I can make sure that I haven't changed at all. Actually I pretty much just copied an old 101 from my old diary (blog.....whatever) and I still feel the same way about everything. I'm pretty happy with the way I am today and comfortable with what I believe in. I can't say that I have made a substantial change in my personality ever and I don't plan to anytime soon. So here it goes.

1.SHIT! I'm stuck already....fuck.....sorry....o.k........let's try this again.
1. I'm very honest.....I never lie....even little white lies make me feel guilty.(Not to say that I have never lied before, everyone has.)
2.I am slightly overweight.....could stand to loose 30 pounds
3. I was once in great shape.
4. I used to jog 5 miles every day.
5. I have high cholesterol
6. I have high blood pressure
7. I have been high a number of times
8. I tend to set my goals too high
9. I can sing very high
10. I have a very low, calm, natural voice
11. I have low self esteem sometimes
12. I am very low maintenance, I have never sent back a meal in my life, I can sleep anywhere....I'm happy with just about anything.
I do require a good scratching/tickling from my significant other and a cuddle every once in a while but that's it. Oh and I like honesty. I'm a big fan of honesty. I havn't had much trouble with that, I tend to align myself with honest people, seems I'm a great judge of character. How you guage something like that I don't know but for some reason I can just tell what a person is like in the first few minutes. I'm usually right on.
13. I have a relative who is a total low life. I've known that all my life. The whole judge of character thing.
14. I love spicy foods.
15. I love to cook
16. I write the songs that make me sing
17. I hope I eventually write songs that make the whole world sing as well. (Props To Barry)
18. I love all kinds of different music. To say I like one Classical more than Reggae or Rock-N-Roll more than Jazz would be stupid. Music to me is all about the emotion it draws from you.
19. I play seven different instruments
20. I can make a fart noise with my ear and my eye socket
21. My favorite movie is probably Valley Girl(Great Soundtrack....Plimsouls Rule!)
22. I regret not getting together with Dawn
23. I regret cheating on Sharon (with Dawn)
24. I regret wasting four and a half years with Laura instead of getting together with Dawn.
25. I miss Sharon's Smile
26. I love my wife
27. I have no regrets when It comes to my wife. I can't Imagine my life without her.
28. Two of my kids look like me. (Poor Kids)
29. One of my kids looks like my wife.
30. I love my parents
31. I love my sister
32. I'm not very religious
33. My Dad is a minister.
34. I cry sometimes when I see him preach.
35. My dad is my role model
36. My Mom is my hero
37. I spent a summer in Germany/ Scandinavia when I was 17 with my friends.
38. I was with a hooker in Hamburg.
39. I drank 10 liters of beer at the Hofbrau Haus in Munich. When I finally came to I was in Denmark?
40. I love beer!
41. I like red wine
42. I can count the times I have smoked pot on two hands

43. I have never done any other drugs
44. I got a DUI twelve years ago
45. I have never been in jail
46. I Have only been in three fights my entire life.
47. I took karate(tae kwon do, ju jitsu) for a few years
48. I love to fish, only for sport. I don't eat em, I throw em back. (Except Trout......tastes like chicken).
49. I would move up to our lake house in Maine at the drop of a hat if my wife would agree to it.
50. I have a wave runner and I am very Respectful to my fellow boaters.
51. I'm a pretty good water skier
52. I'm a big fan of Reggae Music
53. I'm a huge New York Jets fan
54. I'm a huge New York Rangers fan
55. I love my kids more than anything
56. My kids are by far my best friends
57. I can't hula hoop worth a shit
58. My nose is a little too big for my liking.
59. I'm 37 and I don't have a single gray hair.....Yet
60. My hair is very thick.....no chance of baldness here baby!
61. Though I have very little bodily hair
62. I only need to shave twice a week
63. I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
64. I'm a night person though I love the mornings.
65. I look like my Dad
66. I have had three really serious relationships in my life. One of them ended in marriage.
67. (Removed to protect the innocent).
68. I am totally heterosexual.
69. I believe gay and lesbian couples should be able to get married.
70. I am attracted to more natural beauty.
71. I'm a breast man, the large natural ones, not the large fake ones. I like the small natural ones too. Natural Natural Natural. Although a nice set of fake ones is nice too. Ahhh who am i kidding....I Like 'Em All!!
72. I love a sense of humor in someone of the opposite sex.
73. I think I have a pretty good sense of humor.
74. I try not to take things too seriously.
75. I'm almost impossible to piss off
76. I love giving "oral" to a woman. I like that just as much as the sex I think.
77. I drive a ford escort. It's reliable.
78. I once was on the Howard Stern Show.
79. I received a standing ovation from 15,000 people. (One of the highlights of my life)
80. I was on the Gong Show and Won!
81. I was on the Uncle Floyd Show(Jersey thing)
82. I was on The Joe Franklin Show.
83. I was on Scott and Todd WPLJ
84. Places I have performed, Continental Airlines Arena, Nassau Coliseum, Radio City Music Hall, Madison Square Garden, Shae Stadium, PNC Bank Arts Center, Waterloo Village, Hollywood Roosevelt, Stabler Arena, Melody Tent Hianus, Resorts A.C, Taj Mahal A.C., Harrahs A.C., Tropworld A.C., Trump Plaza A.C., The Sands A.C., The Mirage Vegas, Kapalua Bay Hawaii,etc. Toot your own horn why don't you Rob.
85. I love music, all kinds
86. My Dad has over 10,000 video tapes in his library. About 6,000 DVDs and a whole shitload of laser discs. And a ton of 16mm and super 8 films (Too Many To Count)
87. My mother doesn't collect anything. Thank God!
88. I can't drive 55. At least not in Jersey
89. My best friend and I are like Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.
90. I love dogs
91. I have a Jack Russel named Marley
92. I also have a dalmatian named Petey(After Petey in the little rascals of course though he is not a dalmatian). He moved to Maine with my folks
93. I used to have a skunk for a pet as a kid
94. I love winter and spring and fall
summer is too humid in Jersey. I love the summer when it's not so fucking humid.
95. I'm not one to be emotional or show emotions that easily.
96. I eat too much crappy food
97. I have about 10 fillings.
98. All of my wisdom teeth are in. Though two have recently been removed
99. I care about the environment and do what I can to be conscious of it.
100. I'm not a racist
101. In the words of that crazy old sailor "I am what I am and that's all I am" oh and " I eats me spinach "
Phew!!!!!

Later,ROB